Here’s the thing. I’d love to fill this up with all sorts of clever things about me but I’m basically just using the internet as therapy so nobody dies. I’m a mom. That’s about all you need to know. Also, I’m not a very good one. So if you are pinterest-y and your kids go to bed on the first try and they have never heard you swear and you’ve never screamed at top volume “GODDAMNIT I SAID STOP PUTTING YOUR BUM ON YOUR SISTER’S PIZZA”, it might stress you out to read this blog. You have been warned.