I had to share this with someone. This is basically the sole reason that I blog – so I can send this shit out into the universe.

Today Escher lost his first tooth. This was a momentous occasion for two reasons. One, I no longer have to listen at him screaming that apples are idiots because he insists on trying to eat them and two, I discovered that my daughter is apparently 9 years old going on 90.

They are at their dad’s this weekend and she texted me to let me know about it…