At the park with the kids and they have some modern slide featuring two parallel poles that you hook your legs over and slide down. The children have insisted that I video tape them going down it. Which means I have one clip of the fearless one flailing down it with her arms out and nine clips of the other one climbing to the top, saying, “yeah, I’m not doing this” and climbing back down again.

This is why I have no room on my phone.