At the breakfast table this morning:
Rhyme: I’ll invite Bubbles and Frankie.
Escher: NO!! Don’t invite Bubbles….she said the C word!!!
Me: (Deep breathing and trying to act super casual…..) “Uhhhh….what’s the C word?”
Escher: YOU know.
Me: ……….
Rhyme: It’s just shut up, Mom. He thinks it starts with C.
Pretty sure this counts in both the parenting win and loss columns. 😑
For those of you keeping score…I’m getting skunked.
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